My Grandfather

My favorite moment of Christmas break was when my brother and I had to stay with our mamaw and papaw at the lake. My mamaw was in the kitchen,my brother was playing with his action figures,and my papaw and I were watching New Moon. Then out of no where my papaw said,”So who is the vampire and who is the werewolf?”. I knew this was heading down hill fast.

“He is the werewolf and he is the vampire.”,I said pointing to the T.V. I knew this was going to take some time time so i tried to explain it like i was talking to a two year old.
”How can he be a vampire? He does not have red eyes! Where are his fangs?”.
”Okay,Papaw. Listen these are different so they don’t have red eyes and you cant really see they’re fangs,but they’re there.”
So now i was thinking we were done when all of  a sudden,”I don’t understand! If a werewolf bites you then your a werewolf?”.
”No,that only works with vampires.”.All I wanted was to watch a movie but since i could not I was thinking I might as well stop and go ride my bike.
”Why is he so pale?”. Would this ever end?.
”Because he is dead.”.
”What? How can he be dead?”.
”Because when they bite you the venom kills you,like it stops your heart.”
”Okay,well i still don’t get it. I’m going out side.”

Finally I’m free!

I love my grandparents but it is hard to live with them.